Share Flipboard Email. Winston Churchill "I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. She said, 'Hello, Information.
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By noon I feel about Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, 'How is the president? Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was prolific. The more relaxed you are, the better you are at everything Click to tweet : the better you are with your loved ones, the better you are with your enemies, the better you are at your job, the better you are with yourself.
A moat can be a pretty good thing. It can be lovely. It keeps rodents away from the castle. It can have fish in it. Even fish that talk. My phone would ring 75 times in a row. There are only three things women need in life: food, water and compliments. Chris Rock.
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Life is long. Only dumb people try to impress smart people. Smart people just do what they do. Chris Rock Click to tweet. They say love is more important than money…Have you tried paying your bills with a hug? Dave Chappelle. Eddie Murphy. I go to the supermarkets to watch mothers lose it and beat the shit out of their kids. If you have a flop movie, so what? Ellen DeGeneres.
Follow your passion. Stay true to yourself. By all means, you should follow that. If you doubt me, ask a butterfly. Their average life span is a mere five to fourteen days. You know what I need? I need to tortilla chip that can support the weight of guacamole.businesspodden.se/ngel-camino-a-la-redencin.php
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My point is, life is about balance. The good and the bad. The highs and the lows. The pina and the colada. The thing everyone should realize is that the key to happiness is being happy by yourself and for yourself.
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Be open to learning new lessons, even if they contradict the lessons you learned yesterday. Find out who you are and be that person. Find that truth, live that truth and everything else will come. I work really hard at trying to see the big picture and not getting stuck in ego. I think we need more love in the world. We need more kindness, more compassion, more joy, more laughter. I definitely want to contribute to that. I wanted to make people happy. I think beauty comes from actually knowing who you are. It is failure that gives you the proper perspective on success.
Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that. Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. Try explaining Hitler to a kid.
Teach them to question what they read, teach them to question everything. Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away. Laugh often , long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
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I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. Groucho Marx. I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. Groucho Marx Click to tweet. Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself. Jerry Seinfeld. What is a date, really, but a job interview that lasts all night?
Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. Behing every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. Jim Carrey. My focus is to forget the pain of life. Forget the pain, mock the pain, reduce it. And laugh. I can tell you that the effect you have on others is the most valuable currency there is.
It is better to risk starving to death then surrender. My soul is not contained within the limits of my body. My body is contained within the limitlessness of my soul. Life opens up opportunities to you, and you either take them or you stay afraid of taking them. Jim Carrey Click to tweet. Desperation is a necessary ingredient to learning anything , or creating anything. Jimmy Fallon. New Scientist magazine reported that in the future, cars could be powered by hazelnuts. I want to be a dad. I wanted to be a Priest at one point.
I was pretty religious. I was an altar boy, and I was good at it. Honestly, I just want to keep people awake. Or at least give you one joke to go to bed with. Thank you , Apple, for adding a camera to the iPod Nano. Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food.
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I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land. If America leads a blessed life, then why did God put all of our oil under people who hate us?
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